My Bar tab is $185.00

This is fun to do. Just read the “offense” and if you’ve done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you’ve read each “offense” and added up your total fine. Title your post or comment, “My Bar Tab is$……..” You don’t have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.
Smoked pot — $10
Did acid — $5
Ever had sex at church — $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you– $40
Had sex with someone on MySpace — $25
Had sex for money — $100
Ever had sex with the a Puerto Rican — $20
Vandalized something — $20
Had sex on your parents’ bed — $10
Beat up someone — $20
Been jumped — $10
Crossed dressed — $10
Given money to stripper — $25
Been in love with a stripper — $20
Kissed some one who’s name you didn’t know –$10
Ever drive drunk — $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk — $50
Used toys while having sex — $30
Got drunk, passed out and don’t remember the night before — $20
Went skinny dipping — $5
Had sex in a pool — $20
Kissed someone of the same sex — $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex — $20
Cheated on a significant other — $10
Masturbated — $10
Cheated on a significant other with their relative or close friend –$20
Gave oral — $5
Got oral — $5
Gave/got oral in a car while it was moving– $25
Stole something — $10
Had sex with someone in jail — $25
Made a nasty home video — $15
Had a threesome — $50
Had sex in the wild — $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex — $25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars — $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older — $20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 25 — $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time — $50
Said you love someone but didn’t mean it — $25
Went streaking — $5
Went streaking in broad daylight — $15
Been arrested — $5
Spent time in jail — $15
Peed in the pool — $0.50
Played spin the bottle — $5
Done something you regret — $20
Had sex with your best friend — $20
Had sex with someone you work with, at work –$25
Had anal sex — $80
Lied to your mate — $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good –$25

Tally it up and tell me what your Bar Tab Is…


I took my hubby out to eat tonight.

All you can eat Snow Crab Legs.

He had 4 plates.

I think he really loves me now :D
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    loved loved
Dancing penguin

Rock & Roll !!!

Last Saturday I went to a most awesome concert.

I went to see "Journey" and "Deff Leppard".

I had won the tickets through work.

I had box seat tickets worth $400.00 each.

Talk about sweet.

I was sitting at a table, with lots of legroom.

Had my own waiter to get me whatever I wanted.

Food was paid for.

Excellent seats! Not too close, nor too far.

"Journey" sang a lot of classics. They were by far the ones I enjoyed the best.

The concert ended after 5 hours or so with the song" Pour some sugar on me" by "Deff Leppard"

It was great.

The draive home was bout 2 hours long, so I arrived at about 2 AM.

I could have sold the tickets probably. But I am glad I went.

I had some of the best seats in a sold out concert.

Life is sweet indeed.
  • Current Music
    My hubby's whistling


My son had surgery on his nose. Well, beside his nose.

He had a knot there. The peds and the ENT didnt know what it was. to surgery!

It ended up being a hemangioma. It just started growing between the skin layers out of the blue.

In 20 years, the ENT Had not seen something like it.

It is removed. He is now recovering at home. He is on antibiotic and Lortab.

The Lortab makes him so hyper, that I don't give it to him unless he tells me it hurts.

So far, he says it doesn't hurt.

I hated seeing my baby in the hospital, and I am glad he is home now.

His nose is already looking better.

Hopefully, this thing won't come back.
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    hopeful hopeful
Dancing penguin

Pizza Pizza!

I appreciate the $5 hot and ready pizza's from Little Ceasars.

It is even better when it literally just came out of the oven.

Yay for quick lunch cheesy pizza!


My fridge went kapoots!

Called it in last week as it is still under warranty.

They couldn't come until today. :/

I complained, and they gave me a $200.00 food allowance type thing.

It's in the policy. But it doesn't ay it anywhere.
At first the girl didnt tell me about the food allowance. It took some complaining to get her to cough up the info.

Just got done cleaning out my fridge and freezer.

Hopefully the fridge person will get here soon, as I have other stuff to do.

Not how I wanted to spend my day off :/
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    busy busy

9 years

I have beem married for 9 years.

It doesn't seem that long.

WE met and married in a span of a few dates. WE eloped.

We didn't know much about each other, but we talked about the major issues before we married.

Parenting, money, etc.

I love him more and more as each day goes by. I am lucky to have such a great hubby.

He can get on my nerves sometimes, as I get on his I am sure.

But the picking and such would be something I would miss if he wasn't around.

Our differences make us interesting individuals. Our similarities keep us together.

Our support for each other is a soft place to land on hard days.

The constant attention is welcomed in a world where we can often feel slighted or ignored.

I am truly blessed.

I love you Babe!!!!

  • Current Music
    Smashmouth - "All Star"
Dancing penguin


I found a new reason to like soccer.

Not only is it a little like hockey, in the sense of the main goal.

And in the low scoring, yet exciting games.

But also, at the end of each game, The men take thir shirts off to trade with the opposing team.

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    giggly giggly